Thursday, June 2, 2011

I Love Asians

     I admit. I love asians. More than white chicks, even more than most of my fellow latin chicas. They're my favorite flavor. This one in particular is pretty special. She's really innocent and has never had a real boyfriend surprisingly for how cute she is ^_^. I drew a picture of her a la Napoleon Dynamite, to show my appreciation. 
    This girl is really cool because she's fun to mess with. She doesn't really catch on when you mess with her, and it bugs her when I say "moist". Idk. I randomly say "I'm so moist right now." Anyways, shes real innocent and stuff so it makes it even more fun to say naughty stuff around her. 
    I dig her, but I hate making a move. I refuse to make a move because I'm afraid it will be recieved as being creepy and I will never let myself be that guy. *cough*EricWilliams. 
AS I was saying. I totally like this girl, but I'd hate being friendzoned. I don't really talk to her, we don't text or anything. She's called me before just to talk, but I won't let that get to my head, it doesn't really mean anything. She's actually really cute in real life, but I don't feel like being that said creeper and posting one of her Facebook pictures. 
    Take my word for it. Even if you don't like asians. I don't know if I really even want to date her, I just kinda wanna hang out with her and stuff. Maybe get an ice cream or something. Maybe its just my whoremones, but I've been digging her for quite a while. Am I being a pussy for not doing anything? I act like I'm not too worried about it because I don't want to force anything and I don't want to seem desperate. I just go with the flow, and if something happens, it'll happen. I also don't want to get too close, because there's always that chance that she'll totally diss me and no one wants a bad hurtin. Ah jeez, I could use some advice?  


  1. I like asians too, though I don't quite know any :(

  2. I'm in Japan and I wish I shared your interest, they go from thirteen to fifty overnight and those age groups just don't do it for me.

    As far as advice, the girls in japan love aggressive but polite men.

    Example: tell her your interested in a polite and romantic manner.

    Also manners seem to matter a lot.

    If shes Japanese and she makes you food that means she digs you.

  3. You are my hero good sir. Japanese are my favorite. Boku no chinko ga totemo nagai to ooki desu ^_^ haha 1 year of Japanese, totally worth it.

  4. There are like, no asians in my country - feels bad man.

  5. I hear asians make better wives
    I think that is changing now tho as asians seem to be adopting more western ways