Six Flags

 Yesterday I went to Six Flags with my cousin. This is us on Goliath. This was the last ride we got on and like all the rides that night, totally worth the wait. Definitely my top three with Tatsu, and Deja Vu. I go hardcore.
 In the loading station, there were these huge spiders (thus the Spider-Man look) and I was bit by one on the back. Some kid behind me in line pointed out there was a spider on my collar, and I freaked out (I was wearing a shirt over the gray one) and apparently made the spider fall into my back.  After that everyone started looking up and we saw three huge spiders in the ceiling looking like they were going to eat each other. I calmed down and thought to myself "Hey, maybe I'll end up getting some sweet new powers" and this was me testing them out. When we went to go see the picture after the ride there was yet another huge gross spider on the counter and my cousin was the one to flip out this time. The guy behind the counter was laughing his butt off saying "Chill man! It's dead! I killed it earlier!" What a d-bag. In case you couldn't tell, we hate spiders...
 After that, we went to get some sexy funnel cake. There were two lines that had opened up, and being a man, I looked at the cashiers first and decided to go with the sexier of the two. Her name was Johanna, or so said the name-tag. So as usual she asked "What can I get for you guys?" and I thought I'd spice up her day and said, "Anything, what's your favorite?" and she threw me this pitch that I wasn't really paying attention to, so I just said "Sounds good." Then, we continued macking, as she gave me all these options to choose from, size of drinks, flavor, toppings for my funnel cake, the works. I decided that I can not decide. -_- She just kept making it harder. I can't make up my mind for things, and she was saying "What kind of drink?" (5 minutes later I decide) "Size?" (FML). "Do you want ice" (I'm sure she was just teasing by this point...) I just ended up saying GOFORIT. Then to top it off, some gay guy had to be the douche-of-the-day and be a total cockblock. When deciding which size to get, I said "The middle one" (while putting my head in my arms in the Ijustwanttogetthehelloutofhere position not even paying attention) she said "Oh =( I'm sorry, we only have two sizes" in a cute I know this sucks for you voice. (I do that so you can visualize it easier/better ^_^ ) "THE BIGGER ONE" which was where the gay guy came in saying "So sir, would you say that bigger is better?" First of all, unprofessional. Second, who the hell are you? You're talking to me like we're friends, I CANT EVEN READ YOUR NAME-TAG BRO. I hate when gay guys hit on me, so not freaking cool. I tried to keep cool in front of Johanna so I was like "Well, not if we're talking about cell phones. What are YOU talking about?" and the homo of course said "I think we know what I'm talking about *wink* *wink*". So much faggotry. He ruined my night, but overall I still had a kick-ass time. When I was paying, I signed my phone number, but I have yet to get any texts. She probably things I'm gay. Thanks asshole.