Pool Story, Bro.

   I know I've been slacking, living life and what not. Well, my recent exploits are kinda naughty, and I don't really feel like writing about them, I'm not one to kiss and tell and some things are just better off unsaid ^_^. Last summer though, me and some buddies of mine snuck into the pool in my neighborhood to chillax and be bros. At this point in time, the pools had all been drained, and one of us had the genius idea to go tee-pee some people's houses, but I felt that was for chumps, and I had a better idea. I was like "Yo, gimme that roll of toilet paper" and made my way over to the Kiddie Pool. I pulled my pants down and plopped a nice hot steamer in the middle of the kid's pool. No one was managing the pools during this time, so that bad boy just roasted for the next month and a half. I gotta watch out who I tell though, since apparently I told the son of the guy who managed the pools. Good thing they switched companies this year because apparently, the ones who worked it last year let people take shits in there. Whoops.